Stories ]

6 Pes

After a great deal of research and some false starts, Pes found out how to make a mummy, as his second "Monster."

He had already collected enough fragments of a sarcophagus to build into a whole one, and for someone as handy as he is that was easy.

There was the little matter of there being too many Sims in the household. With Reggikko, his son Junior, the cats and his new Simbot, PesBot, the house was too crowded. So PesBot and Alexandra went to live with Grammy Cat.

Once he had the jars he read the scroll aloud in front of the sarcophagus:

[reading] And Saint Amin raised the scroll up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

Pes: Oh that's the wrong part...

[continued ] And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou insert the Weeping Canopic Jar. Then shalt thou insert the Little Pharaoh Canopic Jar. Then shalt thou insert the Mummified Canopic Jar. Then shalt thou insert the Canopic Jar of the Eagle. And lastly shalt thou insert the Canopic Jar of the most holy Cat.

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Then shall the Mummy appear, to serve thee and thine."

He inserted each Canopic Jar, and waited. Silence. He remembered to count, and suddenly the door of the sarcophagus opened; a light shone from within, and then out came a Mummy.

And there she was. Umaymanourbese Custerolopoli.

To complete his lifelong want to create three monsters, Pes also acquired a third monster in the form of a rather battered-looking SimBot, Kanniye. She went to live with another family in town, taking another kitten.

So the Pescado family now consists of Pes himself, Reggikko his wife, his clone son Junior, and the four remaining cats: Tetris, Pavlov, Toulouse and their one remaining offspring, Ivanova.

PesBot was the first Bot and he went to live with Grammy Cat taking kitten Alexandra. She was delighted to have a little help around the place, and an extra kitten too!

"Do you think that little house is big enough for Grammy and Pesbot and all those cats?"

"Of course it is. Anyway, all she has to do is send Pesbot could go out to work, and they could soon afford a larger place."


Grammy's trailer was made by Bibi of Neighbourhood 99 and is available here.