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Clutzy Chick

Bought a small lot which had a fishing pond. Maybe she could make it into a fun place to hang out in, she thought, but at least she would never run out of food. She soon got a bronze fishing badge. She was never short of visitors.

Clutzy learned real fast how to cook fish for her visitors, since that was all she ate.

The fishing hole was quite popular.

"If I catch another one I will have boots to wear!"

"There's my pair!"


And Clutzy was good at making friends.

"Just this big. So no, I don't think so."

Some of her guests didn't get on very well with one another though. Clone Pescado and Inge argued constantly.

He usually won.

Celeste lecturing Pescado about medicine. 

And then she told him he needed a hat, to protect his bald pate from sunburn.

Learning a dance.

Dance fail.

Cooper Olifshki bought her some nice clothes to wear.

"Oh, caught a fish instead of a boot."

Moar dance.

Darren "So do you think I should marry her?"

"You like her, she has a big house, loads of money, and silly hats in the wardrobe. Why not?"

"Because I like you."

"You're sweet. And you're my best friend forever! You know that. Nothing's stopping you coming to visit anyway."

"I guess so." Darren wasn't exactly the sharpest card in the deck, either. "She said she would have a big greenhouse built for me."

"There you go then! You marry your greenhouse, I know it's what you've always wanted."

"I would like a market garden one day. But to do that you need real money."

Other regulars were Rhayden Stardust, Lord Woot, and several others.

She became pregnant. She wasn't sure who the father was, thought it might have been Cooper Olifshki, but they had all been drinking pretty heavily. 

That awful day at Brynne's. "Well, had to happen sooner or later."

Darren invited Clutzy to live there as Brynne's baby's nanny, but his plan went badly wrong.

It was not all bad, however. In fact, the happiest day of her life.

"I made such a mistake marrying Brynne. Would you have me?"

"Oh what do you think?"

"I will miss my big greenhouse though. And - I never told you this before, but I really hate fish."

Clutzy was browsing on the Net and discovered a vacancy for an Intelligence Operative.

"Darren, what is that?"

"I don't know. They didn't teach us intelligence at gardener college."

She got the job! They told her she could start after her baby was born.

Clutzy felt the Fish Shack was not a suitable place to bring up children, so they sold it and moved to a tiny house in Carlspeace.

To be continued.

An odd outtake