"Mean is a legitimate lifestyle choice."
From the early days of terrifying repairmen, she knew she needed a man. To support her, pamper her, praise her and be controlled by her.
The successful candidate - Me Cornelius Butt. (Yes, of course he had to change his name to hers!)
She worked as a detective for a while.
Before long, her talents were noticed.
"Paint? What? Don't they have MACHINES to do that?"